Answer: Four
Answer: No, but a tin can
Answer: K.O
Answer: Click or tap on THE ANSWER in the main text
Answer: Move the mouse around the screen outside the quiz box
Answer: Shallots
Answer: An elephant
Answer: Move the mouse around until you uncover the green “Yes!” check mark
Answer: Top right-hand box
Answer: Click or tap the the false teeth
Answer: n
Answer: Click or tap the dot above the letter “i”
Answer: F’TAANG
Answer: Torch
Answer: Type the word HORSE with the on-screen keyboard
Answer: H
Answer: Click or tap on the number 17 in the top left corner
Answer: Click or tap the hammer (“stop, hammer time”)
Answer: Click the paint cans in this order: blue, orange, green, green, yellow
Answer: Seal!
Answer: Look for the green flash in the top left box
Answer: Choose +1 Skip
Answer: BRAN
Answer: Click the V in “Lives”
Answer: Shoe polish
Answer: Arsefacey
Answer: Go to 28
Answer: Abundance
Answer: Egg mayonnaise
Answer: Move the mouse or drag your finger through the path
Answer: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Answer: Babycham and human faeces
Answer: 7
Answer: Remove mouse from screen (or right click to “hide”)
Answer: Wait for the button to turn into a green smiley face
Answer: A walk
Answer: Of course not
Answer: Mary Rose
Answer: Cylindrical adventures
Answer: Right click then move the mouse across the menu
Answer: AFRO
Answer: Click the 42nd 42 (bottom row, second from left)
Answer: Tom Cruise
Answer: Click and drag the 44 away, then click the dot
Answer: Top right corner box (cross sun flag skull up)
Answer: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD
Answer: Line your cursor up with the bottle, then click the red button when it appears
Answer: SNAAAAKE!
Answer: SPLAPP-ME-DO
Answer: O.K.
Answer: Fight by clicking or tapping repeatedly
Answer: 3rd plant from left
Answer: …But Pa might not
Answer: No, about 20cm off the ground
Answer: A games console for wholemeal biscuits (answer before the bomb goes off)
Answer: Blue, red, blue, yellow (wait until the screen turns yellow)
Answer: Erm…one?
Answer: Shepherd’s pie
Answer: Charge by tapping/clicking quickly before time runs out
Answer: Select “no…” unless you got past level 59 the first time upon running the app
Answer: Thumbs up
Answer: Moss (middle left)
Answer: Tasteless white filth
Answer: Egg > 28
Answer: Click or tap on the word LARGEST
Answer: Click on the “!” at the end of “the world”
Answer: A big hairy arsonist
Answer: Stroke the cat when it appears until the meter is full
Answer: LOL, 69
Answer: Using its anus
Answer: Click or tap one of the boxes while it is green
Answer: Mouse over or tap near the middle left edge of the screen to turn on the light switch (very small)
Answer: Top right box
Answer: No one knows that
Answer: Click or tap the “Escape!” arrow when it appears under the number 75
Answer: Click or tap the sugar bag once, then the honey pot twice
Answer: Question 77
Answer: Four
Answer: Click or tap the letter “U” in “What do you mean?”
Answer: Filthy Romanians
Answer: “Rub” the lightning rod until lightning strikes it, then click or tap the green arrow
Answer: Click or tap the toenails to cut all ten before time runs out
Answer: National Dyslexic Association
Answer: Avoid the meteors and move the cursor so it touches both skips and THEN the shooting star. You must get both skips to beat the game
Answer: I loved it!
Answer: The Prince
Answer: Click or tap the missing dot inside the circle around “87”
Answer: Click or tap Sonic the Hedgehog’s leg repeatedly until it breaks (before time runs out)
Answer: Blindness
Answer: Nonce
Answer: Move the cursor back and forth under the note’s third hole until the paper begins to rip, then move the cursor across the paper to the right
Answer: Click or tap the numbers belonging to each head in the following sequence: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, 0.4
Answer: Drag the bomb away from the corner and click the green arrow under it
Answer: Wait for the counter to tick down; the bomb is a dud. Don’t select “detonate”
Answer: Move the cursor off the screen or onto the “sorry, no skipping” field, then wait for the cat to move. Click the red button behind it
Answer: A right mess
Answer: 10+ Times
Answer: Press the words “blue, red, blue, yellow” in that order
Answer: Wait until the light turns green (when the bomb counts down to 1), then press the sign
Answer: Two
Answer: Spell “chihuahua” with the onscreen keyboard
Answer: Avoid the squares and touch the red dots only
Answer: Find Dennis the Square Tomato just above the third and fourth skips from the right and click/tap on him
Answer: Click or tap on the big yellow sad moon
Answer: Spell the word “banana” using the “b” in “gooseberry,” the “a” in “apple,” and the second “n” in “nectarine”
Answer: Keep the cursor on the road and don’t tough anything else (computer players can hold down the left mouse button to cheat and move anywhere, but not the right)
Answer: Wait for the “Game Over” screen to appear, then for the “You do well!” screen to appear (don’t click or tap anything, just wait)
Answer: Enter the code from “Lost” (question 50), 4 8 15 16 23 42
Answer: Click Spider-Monkey’s left buttock repeatedly to make him defecate until a brown arrow appears
Answer: Use all 7 skips you got during the Quiz
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